Random Conversations with my Husband that You Don't Care About

Two random conversations from last night.

Him: Why are you still biking to work?
Me: Because it's healthier and saves gas money.
Him: But it's dark outside.
Me: Only at night.
Him: But you do bike home at night.

(yes, I did bike in today.)

Me: How many times a day do you pee?
Him: I don't know. Probably twice.
Me: Damn. Sometimes I have to pee twice an hour.
Me: You need to drink more water.

(maybe I need to drink less water...)

What randomly odd conversations have you had lately?


  1. Lol! You're so funny!
    Ok, here's mine.
    Me: (In bed, looking up at the ceiling) Is that a ladybug above my head??
    Him: Yes
    Me:(Freak out and beg him to kill it for me.) Aughhhh!!
    Him: Done
    Me: THANK YOU. You are my knight in shining armour!

    I despise bugs, especially ladybugs- we don't get along at all!

    1. Ladybugs? LOL! :) Just teasing.

      I don't really like bugs either, but I never freak out about them. I don't want to touch them or them to touch me, but I generally just let them go on their merry way. My husband detests them and definitely tries to kill any that he sees in the house.

  2. So funny! I hope you have lights on your bike:) Peeing 2x a day? I am with you, I pee all the time!

    1. Yep. I've got lights. Maybe not THE BEST lights, but they do the job.

  3. Ha ha! That pee conversation - I've had that with people, either for real or in my head. I pee all the freaking time! But then I drink water all the time, too!

    1. Glad I'm not the only crazy person to have this conversation! I'm so thankful I'm not a receptionist, so I can pee whenever I need. LOL.


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